Sitting in Detention, AMA. UPDATE

"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms) 01/21/2016 at 08:42 • Filed to: None

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UPDATE: I’M OUT

d15b > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:43

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What did you do?

d15b > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:44

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Or, what didn’t you do?

Party-vi > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:44

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Not really a question but some solid life advice: if it feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Party-vi 01/21/2016 at 08:44

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Noted and filed.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > d15b 01/21/2016 at 08:46

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Did. I “hid” another student’s computer. As in I walked 20 feet down the hall with it and placed it by a class room door. They went full CSI on my ass and downloaded all the CCTV footage, and interviewed “witnesses” oh well.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:48

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Do they have nothing better to do?

I went to private catholic high school for a year, then to a school where drug busts were a daily occurrence. If you hid a computer, they wouldn’t care.

Stapleface > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:49

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Doritos: Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?

Nibby > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:49

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schools are dumb

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:50

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Pick a fight to show that you’re no pushover. Even if you lose, it’s better than being someone’s bitch unless you’re into that.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Stapleface 01/21/2016 at 08:50

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Nacho Cheese

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > jkm7680 01/21/2016 at 08:51

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They prize our 1 to 1 laptop program over basically anything. So messing with a computer is an offense second only to getting someone pregnant. (unnng bible belt school)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:53

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Who snitched? Someone on the outside needs to take care of them.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 08:54

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Not really into that, and maybe, but the student in question is a freshman and I’m a sophomore so that would make me look like a bigger dickbag/bully.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:55

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Getting someone preggos is probably encouraged if you both go to church and marry as soon as you’re legally allowed to. The bible belt be crazy. I know people in their early 20s being pressed by their families for taking too long.

jkm7680 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:56

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That be stooopid.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:56

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You should probably pick a fight with the biggest guy in the room. It will be most effective.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 08:56

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Its the cameras, man. They’re everywhere, unseen by us all. Supposedly. I’m starting to wonder if they make up the cameras.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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How come detention allows you to be goofing off on oppo? Shouldn’t you be being forced to stare at the back of some other miscreant’s head or something?

NYankee1927 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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Back in my day we got to sit in a chair in detention and stare at a wall, none of this internet browsing crap! This isn’t punishment it’s an inconvenience! Get off ma lawn dammit.

On another note, every toothbrush should be a shiv. There is no such thing as too many

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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My school does 1 to 1 but you’d have to completely destroy the computer for them to bat an eye.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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Okay. As long as none of their witnesses squealed I suppose it’s okay and you’ll just have to take the time.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 08:57

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No kidding, if you’re not married by 25 here you’re a total loser. Most people get engaged sophomore or junior year of college.

The Ghost of Oppo > Nibby 01/21/2016 at 08:58

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Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 08:58

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I’m sitting here silently, crafting shivs out of paperclips and mechanical pencils.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 08:59

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Give me 32 seconds. brb.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:59

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If you knock someone up off campus outside of school hours, how is that any of the school’s business? I can see them getting upset if you’ve got your girl bent over a desk in the back of the choir practice room, but outside of that, tell them to go pound sand.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 08:59

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I approve this choice.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > NYankee1927 01/21/2016 at 09:00

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We get our computers to do “homework” its a joke really. And as for the shivs I already have 4 made from assorted writing utensils and paperclips.

d15b > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:01

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lmao.

Did he or she deserve it?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > d15b 01/21/2016 at 09:02

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Yes. Most definatly yes. He’s that one freshman who thinks he’s the shit, and is always mouthing off to upperclassmen.

The Ghost of Oppo > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:03

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Fuck, marry, kill?

Henry Ford, Ferdinand Porsche, Enzo Ferrari... GO!

Captain of the Enterprise > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:03

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Big Brother is watching you

djmt1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:03

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How many years am I going to lose because of my breakfast.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/21/2016 at 09:03

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If anyone asks, I’m on my computer doing research for a paper.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:06

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They won’t ask, they’ll just pull the logs from firewall/content filter and they’ll see exactly what you’re doing.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > djmt1 01/21/2016 at 09:07

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As many as it takes for the new NSX to come out. (all of them)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:08

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What does being a freshman or upperclassman have to do with anything?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/21/2016 at 09:08

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They could, but I helped design them and I have a way around it. For example, I believe Oppo is supposed to be blocked for me....NOPE

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 09:09

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I’m the bigger one, so anything I do to a “lower” student would look bad because sterotypes.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:11

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Yeah, but there’s also this stereotype that you’re perpetuating of implied superiority due to age.

freshman who thinks he’s the shit, and is always mouthing off to upperclassmen

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 09:12

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Fair enough, my bad.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:12

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oh. you go to church school.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/21/2016 at 09:13

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Oh yes. But it is an excellent academic school, its more of a prep school than a highschool.

http://www.unity.pvt.k12.ia.us/

d15b > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:13

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Those uppity freshmen need to taught a lesson on pecking order.

I don’t see how you got in trouble, messing with freshmen is a time honored, AMERICAN tradition.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:16

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Hold on... I'm breaking you out. When a black S600 rolls up, duck. We're blowing the wall and escaping to my waiting cargo plane.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:16

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and yet they have a 1:1 computer program and no professional IT staff

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > d15b 01/21/2016 at 09:16

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When I was a freshman there was what was called “slave day” where seniors would select a freshman and they could have them do as they pleased for a school day. And now I get in trouble for moving his laptop 20 feet.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Clown Shoe Pilot 01/21/2016 at 09:18

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We’ve got one IT guy, the rest are students. And the head of the Tech program is a legit genius.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/21/2016 at 09:18

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Why? And what’s your stunning plan to break out?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/21/2016 at 09:20

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“Hiding” another student’s computer. As we speak my two associates on the outside are above me in the air ducts, and another is at the door ready to pull the fire alarm.